hellyeahyums:

the-gingerdancer:

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

or swearing

if i went into a courtroom i’d be all

now you fucking listen here you little cumslut 

"he has been found guilty

"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."

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1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

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zaytanlucifer:

do you ever wanna not wear a bra but then realize you can’t not wear one because damn you got big titties

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Pyramids at night in Cairo, Egypt 

Pyramids at night in Cairo, Egypt 

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reattachment:

If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go

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caseyanthonyofficial:

I like woodpeckers because their name is two different names for dicks combined.

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augustsuwaters:

"I have nothing to wear" = “I can’t find the 5 shirts I wear under the piles of clothes I never wear but refuse to get rid of."

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