Dear Brain,
That shiny thing on my nose is the piercing I got Saturday, not something that needs to be wiped off. You know this, stop telling my hand to swipe at it. You’re going to cause my nose to get infected and rot off my face.
Sincerely,
Me

That shiny thing on my nose is the piercing I got Saturday, not something that needs to be wiped off. You know this, stop telling my hand to swipe at it. You’re going to cause my nose to get infected and rot off my face.
Sincerely,
Me
